I have a cold. I am not allowed cold medication.... I cough on everyone. If I have to suffer then they must as well.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Monday, September 12, 2011
Day 54
Batsy Watsy
I'm not allowed sharp objects. I have to eat everything with a spoon.
... it is very hard to eat steak with a spoon.
They (the big hairy mean guys) always make me eat fruits and vegetables. And NOT even the good ones like apples, potatoes, tomatoes, carrots, beans, peas, pears, corn and oranges. Oh no, normal food is out the window for crazy people. They make me eat kiwi, mango, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, spinach, and parsnips.
Parsnips are disgusting. And don't even get me started on cabbage roll day (it happens every month on a tuesday), SO disgusting.
I'm not allowed sharp objects. I have to eat everything with a spoon.
... it is very hard to eat steak with a spoon.
They (the big hairy mean guys) always make me eat fruits and vegetables. And NOT even the good ones like apples, potatoes, tomatoes, carrots, beans, peas, pears, corn and oranges. Oh no, normal food is out the window for crazy people. They make me eat kiwi, mango, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, spinach, and parsnips.
Parsnips are disgusting. And don't even get me started on cabbage roll day (it happens every month on a tuesday), SO disgusting.
Day ONE
Batman Batman Batty Batty Batman
I get all dressed up in my finest suit and he didn't even have the decency to notice. I hand pressed that shirt. I made the tie and let me tell you, making a tie is not easy at all.
I get all dressed up in my finest suit and he didn't even have the decency to notice. I hand pressed that shirt. I made the tie and let me tell you, making a tie is not easy at all.
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